Oh whatttaaa night it was! Here are some pics of Brax riding his favorite toy, his scooter...aka plasma car. You have seen a post of him before on this thing, and by his expressions you sure can tell how much he loves it!!!!
Yeah, you see a diaper...I know :(
I tried - remember!!!
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SPLAT!!! So you see up in the header...cops eh?!?! Well, let me tell you the story. We were in the neighborhood out riding his scooter, me taking pics, having a blast, then we found this ditch. It had some rocks there and lil pond of water-absolutely perfect for a kid!!!! What's better- their toys, or throwing rocks in water ;) eh hmmm...I agree Rocks in water. Anyways, we were having a good oh time, then a cop pulled up. Yep you heard me right, a COP!!!!The COP walked over to us (mind you while Brax is throwing rocks in the water) with a smile on his face and said "Sooooooo you two are the trouble makers?!?!"
ME-"Excuse me Officer"
COP-"There were some people in the neighborhood that called and said there is a lil boy out riding his scooter in the street and the mom is taking pictures and it is very dangerous watching this"
ME-" Sir, I was running right beside him and when a car came by we got over. Don't parents take their children on bike rides while walking right beside them?"
COP- "(laughing out loud) U are most certainly right, just remember I have to attend to all calls, sounds like these people don't have anything better to do than to sit at their windows and watch people go by"
Brax walks up-"what's up folice (police) sir"
COP-"Hey lil man, you sure are a good thrower"
Brax-"You want to skip wocks (rocks) with me?"
COP-"I sure can, I will show you how I can skip a long ways"
So after a lil fun skipping rocks in a ditch with a COP...the COP leaves and said "you folks have a good night"
Ok, what just happened here; Don't people have better things to do like watch American Idol or something :P Give me a break!!!! Onto our next event of the night.....see below
Well, there really isn't a story to this one but
I HATE ROAD KILL!!!!!
Ok onto next event this is a story trust me...see below
We got home from our, what you call it-"eventful night" I would say....and found a wasp in the house!!!! Ugh!!!!!! It was on the ceiling, so I grab the old trusty broom out of the closet and go in for my attack. Then it went inside the lamp. I still can't get a hand on this sucker.
Meanwhile Brax is yelling "Mom I help, I save you" (isn't he sweet) All I could think about was this thing stinging Braxton, not something I wanted to see. Finally, got a hold of the wasp and beat it with the broom. Took the thing (wasp) outside and beat it some more. Thought the thing was DEAD, but then Brax yells "Momma its wiggling" So, I start beating it again and again, finally the head comes off. Whoooooo-VICTORY!!!! I thought my fight was over, nope notta....the lil sucker was still trying to fly!!! So, the beating continues...........FINALLY I WON THE FIGHT and the thing (wasp) gave up.
My poor $5 broom got more of a beating than the wasp did :(
you are so funny! i love reading your blog!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! You are a good momma...that is really silly to call the cops cause your kid was riding a scooter...would they rather him be a little fat kid inside playing video games? Also, I get pissed when I see kids out riding their bikes, scooter, etc. and the parents are nowhere to be seen. That is just wrong...they could be grabbed easily. Anyway, I'm glad Brax had a good time and you got some great pics.
ReplyDeleteLOL…I can only imagine those neighbors that called the cops watching you in the front yard beating the wasp with the broom! They probably were thinking…Wow, that cop must have really laid into her…look at how ticked off she is! haha
ReplyDeleteOk, if I hadn't come to your house right after all this took place, I would never believe you! Only YOU could get the cops called for taking pics of a kid on a scooter!
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